Awsome SMS
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Smile cost is less then electricity but gives more light. So always smile and prove dat u r the best Tube Light.
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What SUNDAY Means
S-Sote Raho
U-Utho Der Se
N-Nahao Mat
D-Dekhte Raho TV
A-Aaraam karo
Y-Yaad Karo Sirf Hamein....
Enjoy Sunday
S-Sote Raho
U-Utho Der Se
N-Nahao Mat
D-Dekhte Raho TV
A-Aaraam karo
Y-Yaad Karo Sirf Hamein....
Enjoy Sunday
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"LIPS" bhindi ki tarah
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarah
"EYES"matar ki tarah
Aur face "GOBHI" ki tarah
Hey Alaah!
Ek dost diya woh bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarah
"EYES"matar ki tarah
Aur face "GOBHI" ki tarah
Hey Alaah!
Ek dost diya woh bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah
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Whn U win.
I'll proudly tell the world
"Hey! Thats my Friend!!"
But When u Lose
I will sit by ur side. Hold ur hand n say
"Hey I'm ur frnd"
I'll proudly tell the world
"Hey! Thats my Friend!!"
But When u Lose
I will sit by ur side. Hold ur hand n say
"Hey I'm ur frnd"
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A jat passing through a jungle....
A beautiful chudail (witch) stops him n says - hooohoo ha main chudail hoo
JAT: re Bawli pher dekhe k hai. CHIPAT JAA!
A beautiful chudail (witch) stops him n says - hooohoo ha main chudail hoo
JAT: re Bawli pher dekhe k hai. CHIPAT JAA!
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*1*
*Special*
*Surprise 4 u*
so close ur eyes
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cheat
aankhen kaun band
karega?
main...
*Special*
*Surprise 4 u*
so close ur eyes
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cheat
aankhen kaun band
karega?
main...
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Santa got job in Airtel Customer Care.
Customer - Hello my airtel sim blocked wat to do?
Santa - Why do u take tension remove airtel sim put hutch, thank u 4 calling.
Customer - Hello my airtel sim blocked wat to do?
Santa - Why do u take tension remove airtel sim put hutch, thank u 4 calling.
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...Jo Tumko ho pasand vahi baat karenge, Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki...
Paaglo se behes nahi ki ja sakti....
Paaglo se behes nahi ki ja sakti....
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Pyar to hame bhi karna tha, Par kuchh khaas hua nahi,
Tajmahal to hame bhi banana tha par afsoss ke...
Loan pass hua nahi.
Tajmahal to hame bhi banana tha par afsoss ke...
Loan pass hua nahi.
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Every seconds god remembers u.
every minute god blesses u
Every hour god care for u.
coz every day I pray to him
"Bacha murkh hai lekin apna favourite hai..!!
every minute god blesses u
Every hour god care for u.
coz every day I pray to him
"Bacha murkh hai lekin apna favourite hai..!!
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Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi, Kuch tha uske hothon pe magar na jaane kyun sharmati thi.
Jab hamne muh khulva ke dekha to pata chala, Sali GUTKHA khati thi....
Jab hamne muh khulva ke dekha to pata chala, Sali GUTKHA khati thi....
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In future, How do I identify ur kids in a class room?
Its simple . I'll check who is erasing his notes. When Teacher is Cleaning hte Black Board..........! :]
Its simple . I'll check who is erasing his notes. When Teacher is Cleaning hte Black Board..........! :]
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Whnever u fall, trust me I'll always be there to catch u.
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Oops!
1 aur bar
Plz!
I wasn't ready
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I wasn't ready
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SA SA re
Sa
ni ni
sa re
sa
sa
re........sa
sa
re
dha ni pa
ni
sa
sa-sa
re.
re ma ga
ni
maga
sa
saaa
re.e.e....bus mere INDIAN
IDOL soja.
Sa
ni ni
sa re
sa
sa
re........sa
sa
re
dha ni pa
ni
sa
sa-sa
re.
re ma ga
ni
maga
sa
saaa
re.e.e....bus mere INDIAN
IDOL soja.
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Har ladki tumhare liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko tumhara intezaar hai,
Ye tumhara koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad "RAKHI" ka tyohar hai...!!
Har ladki ko tumhara intezaar hai,
Ye tumhara koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad "RAKHI" ka tyohar hai...!!
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Ganesh ji ki murti bhej raha hoon. forward nahi karni hai, bus pooja karke "MOBILE" visarjan kardena.
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Ganesh ji ki murti bhej raha hoon. forward nahi karni hai, bus pooja karke "MOBILE" visarjan kardena.
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Preity
Karina
Amisha
Rani
Aish
Ravina
Sush
Shilpa
Kajol
Isha aur apki
chotti didi
SANIYA
ne advance mein aapko
RAKHI
bheji hai.
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Baandh lena
Karina
Amisha
Rani
Aish
Ravina
Sush
Shilpa
Kajol
Isha aur apki
chotti didi
SANIYA
ne advance mein aapko
RAKHI
bheji hai.
====<(<$>)>====
Baandh lena
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Hrithik aur John court me case lad rhe the k Zyada handsome kaun hai. dono hi case har gaye aur 1 dusre se bahar aakr puchne lage, yar ye ur city name main ur name don kaun hai?
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What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning...
So study hard.. ok!!
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning...
So study hard.. ok!!
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Kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho, kya sanjivni buti la sakte ho, kya seena cheer k dikha sakte ho, nahi na. beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nhi hota.
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Who's cool?
its u
Who's charming?
its u.
Who's sweetest?
its u.
Who's smart?
its u.
Who's bst?
its u.
Zyada mat udo ye msg mujhe aaya tha tum sirf pado.
its u
Who's charming?
its u.
Who's sweetest?
its u.
Who's smart?
its u.
Who's bst?
its u.
Zyada mat udo ye msg mujhe aaya tha tum sirf pado.
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When wrods fail..... eyes work.,
When eyes fail.... Heart work.,
When heart fail...
To kya?
Samajhle TAPAK gaya 'MAMU'
When eyes fail.... Heart work.,
When heart fail...
To kya?
Samajhle TAPAK gaya 'MAMU'
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Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi"
1:_______main insaan nahi hoo.
2:_______main hi pagal hoon.
3:_______mera koi ilaj nahi hai.
4:_______main hi idiot hoon.
1:_______main insaan nahi hoo.
2:_______main hi pagal hoon.
3:_______mera koi ilaj nahi hai.
4:_______main hi idiot hoon.
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How does a lazy person (like u) take bath during winters? U stand in front of a mirror. throw water on the mirror n say Chak de fatte. aaj to nahi hi liya.
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