Awsome SMS
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A saddest quote by a funniest man ever born on this planet!
"I always like to walk in the rain as no one can see me crying!"
-C CHAPLIN
"I always like to walk in the rain as no one can see me crying!"
-C CHAPLIN
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jivan mein
paisa,
pyar,
dost,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye "DANT" phir nahi aate
Samajhdar hai aap
Umid hai, sms bhejte rahenge
paisa,
pyar,
dost,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye "DANT" phir nahi aate
Samajhdar hai aap
Umid hai, sms bhejte rahenge
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We Never Get Whjat We Want We Never Want What We Get We Never have What We like We Never Like What We have Still We Live & Love This is LIFE.
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Two Golden Phrases of friendship "Dont believe the doubted one" & "Dont doubt the believed one" That retains relation for a longer time.
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Respected international KANJUS,
thanks for not sending any Sms. You will win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
NA-NA SMS MAT KARNA VARNA YEH Award koi aur le jayega.
thanks for not sending any Sms. You will win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
NA-NA SMS MAT KARNA VARNA YEH Award koi aur le jayega.
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Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka waahan ULLU Unse ruth gaya or bola
Apki sab puja karte hai, mujhe koi nahi poochtaa
Lakshmi ji boli Ab se har sal meri puja se 11 din pehle tumhari puja hogi..
Usi din ULLU puje jayenge
Tab se harr baar Diwali ke 11 din pehle KARWA CHAUTH manaya jata hai..
Apki sab puja karte hai, mujhe koi nahi poochtaa
Lakshmi ji boli Ab se har sal meri puja se 11 din pehle tumhari puja hogi..
Usi din ULLU puje jayenge
Tab se harr baar Diwali ke 11 din pehle KARWA CHAUTH manaya jata hai..
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Santa
Agar teri wife nu bhootni chipat jaaye, te tu kee karenga?
Banta..
Main kuch nai karna!
ye to behno ka aapsi mamla hai..
Agar teri wife nu bhootni chipat jaaye, te tu kee karenga?
Banta..
Main kuch nai karna!
ye to behno ka aapsi mamla hai..
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l .o
l /l\ Faansi
l JL
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Ye bhi tumhari tarah sms nahi karta tha.
LATKA DALA. SALE KO...
l :
l .o
l /l\ Faansi
l JL
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Ye bhi tumhari tarah sms nahi karta tha.
LATKA DALA. SALE KO...
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In India survey was conducted, 'how many ppl want 2 meet "ur name".
Survey:-
4.9% say - YES
0.1% SAY -NO
95% SAY - Sapne mat dikhao humari aisi kismat kahan....
Survey:-
4.9% say - YES
0.1% SAY -NO
95% SAY - Sapne mat dikhao humari aisi kismat kahan....
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Naukrani : Malkin! Chtoe baba ne coackroach kha liya.
Malkin : Oh God! Call doctor fast.
Naukrani : Aap tension na lo maine chote baba ko BAYGON pila diya.
Malkin : Oh God! Call doctor fast.
Naukrani : Aap tension na lo maine chote baba ko BAYGON pila diya.
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Hindu-Sandas
Muslim-paikhanna
Esai-shit
Naam alag par maal sabka ek, Roop rang anek par khushbu ek. Anekta main ekta 'gu' ki visheshta....
Muslim-paikhanna
Esai-shit
Naam alag par maal sabka ek, Roop rang anek par khushbu ek. Anekta main ekta 'gu' ki visheshta....
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, stupidity & tragedy of life....,(>
Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, stupidity & tragedy of life....,(>
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The world is round....
We will meet again and again....
Whenever we meet....
Always i wil ask u "how r u?
Hope u wil not ask me,
Who r u?
We will meet again and again....
Whenever we meet....
Always i wil ask u "how r u?
Hope u wil not ask me,
Who r u?
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Mother urges her son 2 watch Ramayan, son sat thru whole of it helpless n restless MOM- So what do u learn?SON - Ravans cool attitude mom.
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1 stone is enough to break a Glass.. 1 sentence enough 2 break a Heart.. 1 second enough to fall in love.. And 1 SMS enough to Keep Relations in Touch!!
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Hum ne jo chaha, Takdir se Paya, Takdir ne hame Aap se Milaaya, kushnasib the hum ya wo pal tha hasin?jab Aap jaisa "PYRA SA DOST" meri zindagi mein Aaya.
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Woh rishta kya jisko nibhana pade,
wo dosti kya jo jatani pade,
dosti to ek khamosh ehsas hai,
wo ehsas kya jisko lafzon me batana pade.
wo dosti kya jo jatani pade,
dosti to ek khamosh ehsas hai,
wo ehsas kya jisko lafzon me batana pade.
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Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. marte samay ek ghut rum pila dena, Main tajmahal nahi mangta yaro Bas meri kabr par ek girls Hostel khulwa dena.
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No Offences Meant
LEAVE AAPLICATION by a Sardar
Sir,
sasrikal!
My wife is very ill.
As there is no other HUSBAND in family
to look after, so kindly grant me leave for a
day....
LEAVE AAPLICATION by a Sardar
Sir,
sasrikal!
My wife is very ill.
As there is no other HUSBAND in family
to look after, so kindly grant me leave for a
day....
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Do you know how Titanic sunk.?
DUBUK
DUBUK
BUDUK
BUDUK
BUDUK
BUDUK..
GULUM...
Gulu gulu gulu
PUCHIK!!!
DUBUK
DUBUK
BUDUK
BUDUK
BUDUK
BUDUK..
GULUM...
Gulu gulu gulu
PUCHIK!!!
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Har kadam pe imtihan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi.
Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise kare,
Aap sa pyare dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
Har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi.
Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise kare,
Aap sa pyare dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
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Good Unedrtsanding
Btewene Ecah ohter is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdrantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu I Konw U Cna Raed Wtihotu Msitkae.
Btewene Ecah ohter is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdrantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu I Konw U Cna Raed Wtihotu Msitkae.
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A TRUE Frnd is 1 who sees d 1st tear in ur eyes.
catches the 2nd 1 & stops d 3rd, If 4th 1 cums, den, slaps u & says
Notanki bandh kar.
catches the 2nd 1 & stops d 3rd, If 4th 1 cums, den, slaps u & says
Notanki bandh kar.
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Bahu: ma ji, Papa ji abi tak nahi aye, Kahi koi dusri aurat to nhi hai? Saas: kalmuhi, tu hmesha ulta sochti hai, Aisa b to ho sakta hai, kisi truck k niche aa gye ho
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