Awsome SMS

No Offences Meant

SARDAR went to museum, there he broke a statue.

OFFICER (angry) : You have broken a 5000 years old statue !!!

SARDAR : Thank God!.!. mujhe laga naya tha.

Apne dimag ko test karne k lie Cow k samne sir jhukakar khade ho jao......



















Agar cow door jaye, to GOBAR hai aur pass aaye, to Bhoosa hai.............

Yamraj : ur time is over
Girl : is there any way to escape?
Yamraj : if u can kiss d 1 who is reading this msg!
Girl : chhee... aack- thu. better I prefer to die...

Tiger kills Goat..
Hippotamus see it..
Tiger asks hippo not to tell dis in court. Hippo refuses..
Tiger asks why..? Hippo says, "BECAUSE HIPS DON'T LIE".

U r so smart
U r so handsome
U look lavishing
U should try modelling
U will b d next star



















For more jokes sms "FUN" to ur no.
CONDITIONS APPLY

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi....!

What's the similarity between a Dinosaur and a sharif girl

















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Dono ab iss duniya mein nahi hai.

Bevkoof 2 type k hote hai.......?

1 - jo aise mesg padhte hai.


























2. jo is message ko poora padhte hai..!!!

Xam anthem:
Hum honge allpass,
honge allpass,
honge allpass 1 din,
hoho likhte hai bakwas,
fir b hai vishwas,
ppr hoga jhakas,
hum honge allpass 1 din!!

O?x? ?eu $ia oja out goee


can u understand whts written?
Do u see somethin in these words? do they feel dancin?
My symapthy wid u, U r dyslexic
-Aamir Khan here

Nadiyo se kinaara chhut jate hai, aasman se tare toot jate hai, zindagi ki rah me aksar aisa kyo hota hai, jinhe hum chahte hai wahi hum se ruth jate hai.

Arz kiya hai :~

Soch samaj ke na ki shaadi jisne

Ussne jeevan bigaad liya

Aur Chaturai se ki jisne,





usne bhi kya Ukhad liya..
Wah Wah Wah..

Boy-Bus, Train or Ladki ek jaise hote hai ek jati hai to dosri aa jati h..
Girl-Ladke, Autoriksha aur Taxi ek jaise hote hai, 1 bulaao 4 chale aate h..!!

2 hear
wat
is
unspoken

2
see
wat is
unseen

2 feel
widout
even
touchin

is d
miracle
called














SCHIZOPHRENIA..!
N ppl Think its LuV....:-]

Comerc k student agr film banae to Filmo k nam honge-Kabhi dr Kabhi cr,

Mai A/c ki diwani hu,

Hm tax de chuke sanam,

Hmara ledger apke pas hai....

Jhuki nazro se ikrar mt krna, nzar utha kr inkar mat karna. Rat bhr tadapte ho kisi ki yado me, aur dusro ko khte ho pyar mt karna.

Knowingly or unknowinlgy sum Ppl walk into ur life n its ur decision who stays n who walks out. Send this to Ppl whom u never wanna lose. I just did..! Understand

mohabat karne walo ko inkar acha nahi lagta... dunia walo ko ikrar acha nahi lagta..jb tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye.in gharwalon ko pyar sacha nhi lagta.

*IT'S A GIRL'S WORLD*


If a girl laughs loudly she is Cheerful, if Boy laughs loudly he's Mannerless.


If Girl talks sweetly she is Charming, if Boy talks sweetly he's a Flirt.


If a Girl is shopping she's Trendy, if Boy is shopping he's Wasting Money.


If Girl is silent, she's feeln Sad, if a Boy is silent, he's Being Rude.


If Girls walk in a group its a Group, if Boy walk in a group its a Gang.


LADKE BECHAARE JAAYE TO KAHAN JAAYE.

Q: Why won't the Gujju jeweler sell anything 2 d UP ka Bhaiya?
A: D Bhaiya kept givng Gujju a bunch of hair evry time d Gujju asked for KESH.

No Offences Meant

3 sardar bed pe so rahe the, un 3no ko jagah thik se nahi mil rahi thi. 1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya. 2sre Sardar ne use kaha-Ab jagah ho gayi upar aaja.

Karoge yad to har bat yad ayegi. suhane waqt ki har mauj thehr jayegi. talash karoge jo humse behtr dost koi. nigah dur tak ja kar laut ayegi..

bhagwan ne 1 chotasa dil diya us dilko yad rakhne k liye 1 dost diya but kismat ne aisa khel khela ki dost ne kuch paiso k liye msg karna chod diya.

Life is too short. So break rules. Forgive quickly, Believe slowly, Love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that nakes U smile instantly!!!

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