Awsome SMS

Mesage of the decade:-
Tairna hai to samandar me taio. Nadi m kya rakha hai
Pyar karna hai to Maa Baap se karo in bewafa ladkiyun m kya rakha hai.!

Ek phool bhi akser baag saja deta hai.
Ek sitara hi sansar chamka deta hai.
Jahah duniya bhar k rishte bhi kaam nahi aate,
waha 1 dost
zindagi bana deta hai.

Keep d lamp of friendship, burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rises in d east n sets in d west. bt frndship rises in d heart n ends after death..

jise koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla
dosti ke naam pe hauwa nikla
jo roka karte the hume sharab pine se
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

If 10 ppl care for u one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me agn, if no one cares for u that means I'm not in dis world.

Patni - Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ek araam ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge?
Pati - Dusre Dr. ke Paas.

Love Gives Tears But V Fall In It, Love Gives Fear But V Do It, Love is Priceless Bt Its Very Precious, Lve Give Death Bt V Accept It As Gift.

"Silly thng abt Love-you gt little, you wnt more, you get more, you desire even more..whn you loose it, you realize 'less' was enough.

Rinku: Why do surgeons wear mask?
Tinku: So that if somebody makes a mistake nobody will come to know who actually did it.

No Offences Meant

Sardar puri zindagi sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha ! Aur sochte sochte mar gaya ki Agar meri bahen k do bhai to mera ek kaise??

Rab se faryad hai jo mujhe bhul jaye uska mobile tut jaye Charger jal jaye uske sim blok hojaye uska sms kaam na kare use local par b roaming lage.

DOST KA MATLAB
D = door rahkar bhi jo pass ho
O = ouro se zyada khaas ho
S = sabse pyaara jiska ahsas ho
T = takdir ko jiski talash ho

Jaise "hum"

Whenever I sit alone I just look at my hands n see d criss-cross lines n wonder which special line made me so lucky 2 get u as a frnd.

Khushnaseeb hai aap jo hum aapki dosti ko itni shiddat se chahte hai, warna hum wo shaksh hai jo khwaab meon bhi appointment se aate hai.

Love n friendship were walking together.
Luv falls down in a well
WHY?
coz luv is Blind..
Frndship also jumps inside. WHY?



"BAS MASTI"..

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MUSKURAO MAT
Himmat hai to kha k dikhao

Ur aim in life should be-
654321...

6-six digit salary

5-five bedroom apartment

4-four wheel drive

3-three servants

2-two cute children

1-one sweetheart!

Main pagal hoon
Main pagal hoon



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abe dheere bol le idhar tak sunai de raha hai!!!

Tinke tinke tufan mein bikharte chale gaye, Tanhai k gehraiyo me hm utarte chle gaye, Udte the jin dosto k sahaare aasman me hm, 1-1 karke sab bichadte chale gaye

Aftr robbing the Bank,
robber 2 clerk: did u c me robbing?
clerk: yes
Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk : did u?
2nd clerk: No But my wife saw u!

Today's thought-
Argument wins da situation bt loses da person. So never argue vid ur loved ones. Coz situation is nt important than ur loved ones..

Exam, mark, % sb bekar ki batein h
Sab moh maya h
Tum khali hath aaye ho, khali haath jaoge
Nadan prani es bhram se mikalo aur satya ko apnao
chadar lekar so jao.

BAAP OF ALL PJ's
What is da opposite of achaar?
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Onion
How?
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Achaar = pickle = pee-kal
So opp of pee-kal is pee-aaj = peaaj = onion!
:-/

I may hv 4gotten 2 say dt i care....
I may hv failed 2 open up n share...
Bt though no wrds hv been spokn,
My promise of frnship wont b brken!
I swear.

Life is more strict than a teacher. A teacher teaches lesson & den keeps the exam but Life Keeps the Exam first & Then teaches the lesson...