Awsome SMS

Door Hoker karib Rahne ki aadat hai. Yaad banker aankhon se bahne ki aadat hai. Paas na hote bhi karib Paoge mujhe. Kyunki hume ehsaas banker rehne ki aadat hai.

Santa Gun leke darwaze pe ruka.

Wife : Kya hua?

Santa : Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hoo!

Wife : To jao na.

Santa : Kaise jaao, bahar kutta khada hai!!

Mud Gorning!

Lest of buck

gay mod yless bou

aave h dice nay

caketare

yorry saar kaat ro pyaada zee tee lhi

ssiliye ipelling histake mo hahi rai

mont dind

Hi GM.

Most Frndshps r like a delicate flower. Eventualy dey dry n die. I m hwevr a Cactus: I'll always b poking u so dat u remeber me. Thanx 4 being there happy frndship day.

One seed can make a garden. One Smile can start a relationship. One touch can show love-n-care and one friend can bring meaning to life. gud 9te. happy frnd.

Frnds r like pieces of a puzzle if u lose 1 u will never be complete again. Just want u2 know ur 1 of the pieces I cant afford to lose. Happy Frindship's day.

Birth is the start of life...

Beauty is the art of life....

Risk is part of life ....

but...

frnds like u ....

Are the.....

Heart of life... Happy frndship day.

A word to say.
a word to hear,
even in ur absence,
i feel u near

our relation is strng

hope it goes long

v remain frndz

til d heart goes on...

Happy Frndship day

Tie dis on ur hand...

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"Happy Frndship Day"

Dont ever ignore ur dreams!! Just belive in urself n go for it coz Dreams are only given to those who r given the power to fulfill them.

Agar aapki duniya asma hai to sitare apke dost hoge,

Un sitaro me hame na dhundna q ki apki tamanna puri karne wale tutte tare hum honge.

Frndship doesnt get closer by meeting but is only sweetened by thought. I care 4 u in my own strong ways. u'll never know and perhaps I'll never show!!

1 who smoke has, smoky heart, 1 ho drinks, has alcoholic heart. so dear u most stop eating sweets.... as u r my sweetheart.

santa beti ki shaadi k liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne delhi gaya vahan se biwi ko phone kiya oh gal sun preeto! 24 da koi munda ni milya 12-12 de 2 munde chalenge.

One seed can make a garden. One smile can start a relationship. one touch can show love-n-care. and one friend can bring meaning to life. Happy friendship day.

God created gud heart
U got it.

God created good face
U got it

God created gud brain
U got it

God created gud frnd
This tym... I got it. . happy frndship day.

No Offences Meant

1 sardar roj apne gadhe ko lekar college jata tha. Kuch saal baad wo akela jane laga...





















Why?





















Qki gadhe ki
Graduation complete ho gayi....

I read in da paper dat sending msgs to frnds causes radiation which makes heart problems n causes cancer.

So,

aaj se band!

Newspaper.

Father: Raat tum pee kar room me gir gaye the.

Son : Kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua. Hum 4 Dost. 4 Bottle...

Aur wo saale teeno peete nahi..

Haqiqat samjho ya fasana. Apna samjho ya begana. Humara apka rishta hai purana, isliye farz tha ye batana. K Garmi Zyada ho gayi hai. Plz shuru kar do "NAHANA"

Bandar ki beti apne baap se boli, papa mujhe shaadi karni hai...

Bandar bola beti thoda intezaar karlo...

Dulha abhi msg padhne mein busy hai...

Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi,

Kuch tha uske hothon pe magar na jane kyun sharmati thi.

Jab humne muh khulva ke dekha to pata chala,

Sali GUTKHA khati thi...

koi kehta hai dosti nasha ban jaati hai...

koi kehta hai dosti saza bann jati hai...

par dosti karo agar sache dilse, to dosti jeene ki wajah ban jati hai.

A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is...
















10% how u make it &





















90% how u take it.

Puri botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye,


Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,


Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe Jukhan to ha jaye.... Wah Wah