Awsome SMS

Mere Ahsqon ka har qatra. Aapki mohabbat ki nishani hai ... Jo aap samjhe to moti hai. Aap na Samjhe to paani hai

Whnevr u r sad, whenevr u r gray, Rember I'm here to listen to whatevr u want to say. Just Walk wid me for a while n i promise 2 bring back dat smile.

Relationship is like a Book, it takes few seconds to Burn. But it takes Years to Write... So write it carefully and never let it burn....

Friendship is like a bird if u catch it tightly it DIES....if u catch it loosely it FLIES....but if u catch it affectionately it'll b wid u FOREVER.

Isn't it true dat whn u hav so much pain in ur hrt n u wnt 2 talk, d only prsn, who can stop u frm crying is exactly d same prsn who made u cry!

Two SUPERB Thoughts
1.Pray as if everythng depends on GOD & Work as if everythng depends on U
2.To Handle Urself Use ur Head, to Handle other use ur heart.

Dooriyo se rishte nahi choota karte,
waqt ki shakh se lamhe nahi toote karte,
milte hain kuch log aise zindagi mein,
jinse kabhi naate nhi toota krte....

Lge na nazar iss rishte ko zamane ki, pade na zarurat kabhi ek duje ko manane ki, aap na chodna dosti ka saath varna tamanna na rahegi fir dost banane ki.

Msg of d year:

Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladke ne dekha aur boli-kya apne bade bhai ke paun chhu rahe ho?
Ladka-jee haan, bhabhi ji

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samajh pana, samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar krna, bhut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana..

Raat ke phool so gaye,
PANCHHI apne ghar pahuch gaye,
TAARON k aate hi SURAJ bhi CHHUP gaya,
Kya tu apni MEETHI NEEND me chala gaya?
~Gud Night~

Friends r like fishes..
u have 2 sit patient 4 a long time to catch a nice one..
just like I caught u...
better stya nice or I'll fry u.

We had many options to finish our life...

POSION

SLEEPING PILLS

HANGING

JUMPING FROM BUILDING

SLEEP UNDER TRAIN

BUT...
We CHOSE the best

"PADHAAI"!!

Ajay-So you met Suneeta today.
Vijay- Yes I had not seen her for eight years.
Ajay- Has she kept her girlish figure.
Vijay- Kep it. She doubled it.

A heart melting luv story

Boy : I can't marry u. My family members refused for that.

Girl : Who r they to stop to love?

Boy:"MY WIFE AND 3 CHILDREN"

Meri dua h ki tujhe koi gum na ho.
Teeri aankhen kabhi num n a ho.
Tumhe mile ek smart si dulhan jiska weight 250 kg se kum na ho!!!

Anjaan se mulakat pahchan ban gayi, ek mithe se rishte ki jaan ban gayi. Do kadam aap chale, do kadam hum chale ....aur dosti ki rah kitni asaan ban gayi. !!

Ladkiwale:Beta drink karte ho?
Ji han.
Cigeratte? Har roz
Jua/sutta?
Bilkul.
Danga-fasad?
Aadat hai.
Sari negative baatein, kuch positive bhi hai?
ha na, HIV.

Suhana mousam tha thodi hawa me nami thi, aansuo ki behti nadi abhi-2 thmi thi, milna to hm b chhate the unse, pr hamre pas sanso aur unke pas waqt ki kami thi!

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JAI BABA RAMDEV..

College life is like Reliance Karlo Duniya Mutthi mein, Bachelor is like Airtel- Aisi azaadi aur kaha, after engagement like idea - Jo aapki duniya badal ke rakh de, After marriage is like Hutch wherevr u go network follows, After kids as BSNL All line r busy plz try after some time....

Jab kbi khuda apko rulaye palko pe ek aansu thahr jaye
sambalkar rakhna use aankho mein kya pta kal woh khushiyon ka moti ban jaye.

Life starts with "VIOLENCE" but ends with "SILENCE"."LOVE" starts with"FEAR"but ends with"TEAR"."TRUE FREINDSHIP"starts "HOWEVER" but ends"NEVER"

Life is a cream. love is a dream but friendship is evergreen, dont make friends b4 understanding n dont break friendship after misundrstanding.

Laugh and the world laughs with you...weep and you weep alone