Awsome SMS

Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga,

To khud bhi zaroor aazmaya hoga,

Humari to aukkad hi kya hai,

is ishq ne khuda ko bhi zaroor rulaya hoga!.....

Certain ppl touch ur heart & u cnt stop thinking abt them, dats da kind of a person u r, far yet so near, simple yet so precious.

Santa : Das meri tokri vich ki hai, te saare Eggs tere. Je tu dasde kine, te 8 de 8 tere. Je tu dsde kis Janwar di, te oh Murgi v teri!

Banta : Yaar koi Hint ta de

No Offences Meant

Beta 2 sardar: papa aaj me bus k piche dod k ghar aaya, jisse maine 3 Rs bachaye, sardar's dad : Oye kar dina sardaro wali baat, auto ke piche aata to 30Rs bachte.....

Have I done anything wrong? Then why r u avoiding me? At least remember me once a week.
You're really hurting me this way.

With love,

Your Toothbrush

MEANING OF DOST

D-DASTAK BI NA DE,
O-OR APNA BANA LE,
S-SANSO ME BASE JO,
T-AWDER JO SAWAR DE.

If people say ur crazy..
be patient.
ur monkey..
b relaxed
ur stupid..
b cool.
Bt if they say ur beautiful, Thappad lagana saale ko! Mazak ki bhi limit hoti hai

"U" LAGAO' AUR BAN JAO TUM.

M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
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BHOND_

Dekha! Everything is incomplete widout U...!

Ek raat bijli chali gayi...
Sardar : oye, kam se kam fan to chalao...
Sardarni : kar di na sardaro wali baat fan chalauing to candle nahi bhuj jayegi...

Mallika went to tailor, took out HANKY & said, "mujhe isme se 4 mini skirts and 5 shirts chahiye!" Shockd tailor, "Oh, baaki jo kapda bachega uska kya karoon..?"

Wen everyone luvs u, Wen every1 cares 4 u, Wen every1 Thinks abt u, Wen everyone looks at u,

Then go,
sit in corner, close ur eyes & think

















Kuch To Locha Hai!

Sochta hoon ki tera naam kya rakhu. Sirf dost rakha to rooth jaoge. Khwaab rakha to tut jaoge aa tera naam zindagi rakh du kam se kam maut tak to sath nibhaoge.

No Offences Meant

Sardar kills deer & cooks it & doesn't tel his kids wat it is. He gives a clue to them "its wat ur MOM cals me?" (DEAR) Son scram "koi mat khana KUTTA hai"

SANTA: Saala kal raat 3 ghanta Enlighs picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scenes dikhe na awaz suni
banta : Movie ka naam kya tha
Santa : No Disc Inserted...

Ehh, do u want a new ring tone?
Wat for 5 sec...



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L. /L./

KAISI RAHI.

Santa was crying holding a book in hand. His wife asked : Y r u crying?
Santa : Nohing . this books's end is so sad that I'm crying. Wife : Which book? Santa : Passbook

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No Offences Meant

A Sardar goes to buy the national flag...
He said something 2 d shopkeeper... Ise sun kar shopkeeper behosh ho gya-
Guess wat..
















Isme aur colour dikhana..

Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha - zameen kitni dur hai.
Santa - 2kms. gre ne samndr mein jump laga ke pucha - kis taraf.
Santa - NICHE KI TARAF

LALU PLANE K UPAR KHADA THA.
RASTE MEIN TUFAN AAYA....
DHOTI UD GAYI,
PHIR BIJLI KADKI.
LALU:EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI, UPARSE SASURA FOTU kheechat HE..

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woh bhi apke ghr pe

Din aate hain, din jate hai, kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahi pate hai, inhi lamho ko samet kar dekhon, to aap jaise dost bohut kam mil pate hain.

Dont expect anything from any1, expectations hurt when u dont expect, every moments is a surprise and every surprise brings happiness...

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Agar i hai to toilet jao,
Shor Mat machao.

Apke hotho se yeh muskann kabhi na jaye,
Apka har dard um par toote,
khuda memehrban ho aap par itna,
kis asman se tara bhi apki marzi ke bina na toote.