Awsome SMS

"Art of friendship" is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then you must forget rules n play from ur heart....

A friend gives "love" ,


A good friend gives "protection" ,

but a REAL FRIEND gives

"heart" ...

Not every flower represents love,

but rose did

Not every tree can stand thirst,

but cactus did

not every monkey can read sms,

but u did

What is the difference between monkey and donkey?


Monkey will read this message and donkey will erase this message.

No Offences Meant

Sardar got an invitation to party which said,

"PINK TIE ONLY"

when he went 2 the party he was surprised to find that others were wearing pants & shirts also.

A rose is always a rose, whether its in flower pot or dustbin... same way u r always my frnd whether u r in national zoo or royal circus!!

True Bravery is to arrive home, fully drunk after a late night out, Wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask : "Jaan, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?!"

Bachpan yaad dilaon? Alay Alay! Ooei!! Ooo!
Sweetoo!Paaro! Chono
Shohna! Ooooh!
Yeh kya kiya soo soo kar diya!!
Batameez.

Banta-what do u call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring never jealous n a great cook?

Santa - ..................................Afwah!

Tere gham mein tadap ke mar jayenge, mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge, rab ko rishwat dekar tujhko bhi upar bulayenge, phir baithkar saath mein KUR-KURE khayenge!

"GODISNOWHERE" What did you read? 'God is No Where' or "God is Now here'?

Just a beautiful way to say "Life is how you see it" ...

If A is 1,
B is 2
C is 3.... Z is 26 then

L + O + V + E = 54
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P = 108

Interesting na?

Frndship is twice stronger than luv.

Har dil ka armaan hai dosti,
pyaar main vishwaas hai dosti,
narazgi ko jo mita de,
tanhai ko jo bhaga de,
rote ko hasaa de,
sabko manzil bata de,
vo ehsaas hai dosti

Teacher- Students, draw a picture of bacteria.

Student - Here it is MAM.

Teacher- Where. It is Blank.

Student - You told that Bacteria can't be seen with naked eye.

Chandni raat thi,
Nadi ka kinara tha,
Aasman me taron ka nazara tha,
Premi ne pyar se,
hole se
Muskarate huai
Premika se kaha!

"Darling."


















Bidi Piogi?

Glt nzr se dekhoge to hr jgh kharab nzr aayegi. glt nzr se dekhoge to har jagah kharab nzr aayegi, shi nazar se dekhoge to hr sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi nzr aayegi.

Humari muskurahat dekh kar duniya ne socha ki hum gum se khali hai. par unko kya ptta ki jis gam ke baag mein duniya rehti hai, hum us baag ke maali hai.

"Live with no excuses and love with no regrets. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that U have thousand reasons to smile."

Dhoka mila jab pyaar mein, zindagi mein udaasi chha gayi,

socha tha chhod denge is raah ko par aaj mohalle mein dusri aa gayee .. !

..Best of Luck..

Teacher : Bachon kasam lo daru, cigarette, jua aur ladkion se door rahoge. aur desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.

LADKE : De denge sir, aisi jaan kis kaam ki ....:-/

Kya tapoori? Apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? Apun kabse tere sms ki wait kar rela hai. Chal chirkut apna mobile utha aur 2-4 raapchik msg chipka daal.

Once upon a time a legend used 2 send messages n all fools used to enjoy reading them. The legend is back n the history continues....

Gudnite

Buland bharat ke nikamme bachho valentines/frndship dy hota to ab tak 100 sms ho gaye hote. Cm on., it's a gr8 day. So wish everybody ... HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY...

In future How do I identify your kids in a class room?

Its Simple. I'll check who is erasing his notes when teacher is clearing the black board....! :]

If some1 did ask me.. wht is frndship. i wud sit next 2 u. pull u close 2 me, place my arm on ur shoulder & say proudly, this is "FRNDSHIP..."