Awsome SMS

Teling a lie is a falut 4 a little boy,an art 4 a lover boy, an acmplishment 4 a bachelor, and 4 a mried man it is a matter of survival.

Muskan tere hoton pe to khushi mere dil mein hoti hai, agar dard tere dil ko ho to aankhein meri roti hain. Tu mehsus karke to dekh dost, dosti aise hi hoti hai.

Tumhari shaadi k liye 1 ladki dekhi hai. chaudri khandan se hai, khubsurat hai, amitabh k saath kam kar chuki hai. kaun hai pata hai?
RADHA-Miss palampur

Socha tha is kadr unko bhul jayenge, dekh kr b andekha kr jaege, pr jb jb samne aaya unka chehra, socha..is baar dekh le agli baar bhul jayenge.

"Vacancy" Post:-True frnd, Eligibility:-Loving & Caring Xperience:-No, Duty :-Remember me, SALARY:-Never endi Relation. 2 Join:-Give a sms.

Liv 4 d person who dies for u..Smile 4 d person who takes care of u.. Fight 4 d person who prtects u.. N Luv d person who luvs u more than u...

Santa Radio lekar POTTY karna gaya.
Banta-aaj to maje se ki hogi.
Santa khak maje se ki. Radiyo pr JAN GAN MAN aa raha tha. phir Potty khade hokr karni padi.

I asked God to give me everything so that i can enjoy life.
God replied: I have given u Life to enjoy everything !
Live it up

#;-----;# dis is bridge of friendship, wen ur sad & lonely cross it. I'll wait on d other side & if u r afraid just tell me I'll cross i 4 u.

Bhege mousm ki khushbu hawao me HO, APKI dosti ke ehsas en fizao me ho, u hi sada rahe apke hoto pe muskurahat, itna asar meri duao me ho.

If someone hurts u dont mind it bcoz its in law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.

Hakikat samjho ya afsana apna samjho ya begana hamara aap ka rishta purana isliye farz tha aapko batana ki thand shuru ho gai roj mat nahana.

Dear customer, you are requested to switch off your mobile to avoid any burn injuries ... As the sender of this message is a dam hot personality!

Agar koi naya message hai to
use
jaldi

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paper par likh kar almari me band kar do kyonki aapko bhejna to aata nahi.

Khoobiya itni to nahi hum mein..

Ki Kisi Ke dil mein hum ghar bana payenge..

Par Bhulna bhi aasan na hoga hamein..

Aise pal Zaroor de jayenge..

kisi mod par hum aapko khoney nahi denge
juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge
chandni raaton me aayegi meri yaad
meri yaado k wo pal, aapko sone nahi denge..

Na gujarna eid ke din kisi majjid ke paas se kahi log chand samajh kar roja na todh de, aur ho ke khafa khuda tumse kahi husn banana hi na chhod de...

Zindagi me SHAADI karna bahut zarooti hai....

Kyo ki.....

....Zindagi me Khushiya hi sab kuch nahi hoti.

Apko phon kiya? to network bola;
Namaskar, pagalo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai, Ap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai. Ha ha

Log kehete hai ki Rs. 40,000 ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai. Are pagal Rs. 400 ki ROYAL CHALLENGE piyo, saara shehar rangeen dikhega! Hai na sahi gal.

Shortest resignation letter ever:















Sir,
i lov ur wife.

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plz ab mat kehna ki sms nahi karta

Gabbar Singh: ye hath mujhe dede thakur
Thakur: nhi Gabbar main to in hatho se dosto ko msg karta hun, Ye jo msg pad rha hai uske lele,
Isne msg to karne nhi hai.

DELHI BOYZ - Delhi is our natio -Drinking is our profession -Everyday is celebration - To hell with education bcoz BEER & WINE SHOP is our destination..

Chand lamho ki zindgani hai..... Nafrato se jiya nahi karte..... Khuda se karenge shikaayat aapki... ke aap humein yaad kiya nahi karte