Awsome SMS

The pain of missing a frnd is not the absence but its when u think of the gud times u have shared and u ask urself will those moments ever happen again.

having a crush is sweet

falling in love is exciting

having a heart break shocks

but having a frnd like u totally rocks...

New style of proposing a girl.


I have spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do the same 4 ur daughter. So, lets make them brother n sister!

Q : When does a frnd becomes a best frnd?

A : When his dialogue "I care 4 u" converts into "Abe oye! I'll kill u if u dont care 4 me"

Door nigahon se jaya na karo

dil ko is kadar tadpaya na karo

tum bin hum ek pal bhi na jee sakenge

ye ehsaas bar bar dilaya na karo.

good mirning have a nice day.

Wen any tension crips ur mind, jst close ur eyes.

Think of me n c ur fingers.

U'll find my fingers cluched into urs to say " Dont worry. I'm always wid u"

In this cruel world its very difficult to find frnd with

beautiful heart

pure feelings

attractive personality

&

stylish looks

So

kadar karo meri...!

6 flowers for U one for health, one for wealth, one for happiness, one for frndship, And last two aise hi dono kaan pe laga lena...

Mast wo lagoge....

Yesterday is a waste paper

Today is news paper.

Tomorroe is question paper.

But, life is an answer paper. So be careful what u write on it...

Today is SCD i.e. Secret Compliment Day. Tell me one compliment u ever thought to give me but never gave. Reply without hesitation... i m waiting 4 ur reply...

Pyar vyar to 1 bahana hai..

Ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai.

Yehi style hai sab aashiqon ka kya kare yaar

Raj kapoor ka nahi Emran Haashmi ka zamana hai.

Mohabbat ek se ho to bholapana hai, 2 se to apnapan hai, 3 se ho to deewanapan hai, 4 se ho to pagalpan hai, phir bhi counting na ruke to kaminapan hai.

1 sharabi roj shiv ji ke mandir jata tha. 1 din pandit ne shivji ki jagah ganpati ki murti rakhdi. Sharabi aya, dekha & bola - chotu papa aayein to bolna "main" aya tha.

Hi
Dear
Main
tumse
ek
baat
puchna
chahta
hun,
bohut
dino
se
ye
baat
mere
dil
mein
thi,
lekin
kabhi
himat
nahi
padhi
kyuki
mujh
ko
darr
tha
ki
tum
bura
na
maan
jao
lekin
mujh
ko
ab
koi
parwah
nahi
hai
ab
maine
faisla
kar
liya
hai
main
tumse
puch
kar
rahunga
Ho
sakta
hai
tumhe
bura
lage
ho
sakta
hai
tumhe
acha
lage
lekin
mujh
ko
ans.
zaroor
dena
aur
kisi
se
kehna
mar
Tumhe
kasam
hai
plz
mujh
ko
bataao

Ki

Hum chloromint kyo khate hai?

Chicken ready?

Yes Boss.

Fish ready?

ys boss.

Omlet ready?

Yes boss

Meat ready?



Nahi boss Bakra abhi msg pad raha hai !!!

Nakhre aapke tauba-tauba, ajeeb tumhara style hai...!!

Message to aap karte nahi,

halla macha rakha hai ki mere pass mobile hai...!!

Dear shameless custmr, we r removing ur sms facility. Records show dat u have no outgoing sms since many days. 2 retain srvice send 'SORRY' to (ur no.) then snd cool msgs.

Jis Tarah ek machhar ko maarne se tum shikari nahi ban jaaoge.

Theek usi tarah 10-12 sms karne se tum bhikhari nahi ban jaoge.

Rab se dua karte hai, har janam me tumhe khushiyon ka sansar mile, jo mujhe abhi msg na kare use apni girlfriend se behen jaisa pyaar mile..

Plz yaar 1bar call kar mera ek dost ghar aaya hai wo tumse baat karna chahta hai wo vishwaas hi nahi karta ki





Bander bhi baat karte hai.

Ravan : Mai bhiksha de.

Lady : Le lo

Ravan : Rekha paar karo.

(she crossed)

Ravan : Ha Ha Ha mein Chikshuk nahi Ravan hu.

Lady : Ha ha mein bhi Seeta nahi Kamwali hu.

Kiki kuku ki ki ki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kuki

Congarts u have learnt monkey language successfully. Come and collect ur Certificate and free banana.

Sweet msg for Zakkas Person frm Nice friends for Fundoo Reason at Right Time from a Cool mind in Fantastic Mood in Hatke style just 2 say "gud nite n sd tc" .

Mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai humari pehli mulaqaat vo platform no.2 par gadi ka rukna vo khidkio ka khulna vo nazro ka milna aur tumhara mujhse kehna 1 rupya dedo baba.

When asked what forgiveness is? A little gal gave this beautiful answer. " forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed. "